#the great british bake off 2023

[darkshuubi]

ITS BAKE OFF TIME BABEEEEEY

GOD I LOVE THE FIRST SHOWSTOPPER CHALLENGE! ANIMAL CAKES YAAS SLAAAY

LOOK AT THIS DUDE! THE EYES! HE SEEN SOME SHIT WITH THOSE EYES

0 THOUGHTS HEAD EMPTY. BEAUTIFUL

HONESTLY - MOOD

LOVING THE PRESENTATION! LOBSTER IN A LOBSTER TRAP?! GENIOUS

ITS SO PRETTY AND ADORABLE I JUST CANT SDFKJKDSGSFD

SUCH A BABY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH <3 REST IN PEACE LIL PUPPER </3

THE COW!!!! THE COW IS SOOO GOOD OMG I CANT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT

THAT FACE!! OMG 🥺

I WILL DIE FOR HERBERT SUCH A CUTIE AAAAAAA

THAT ORCA IS ACTUALLY ADORABLE <3 IM SO SORRY FOR YOU BABE </3

A FUCKING LEGEND AND A GREAT QUOTE

MARVELOUS, SPECTACULAR, GOD I LOVE THIS BIRB!

GG to all bakers, Dan did such a great job the whole episode and so sorry for Amos plz dont cry babe </3

[expederest]

Can you believe this season of Bake Off is finally over? A big congratulations to Matty for winning! The real underdog I don't think anyone expected to win, and yet well deserved.

Things have also come to an ending of sorts for me, as the show I've been working on since March has finally wrapped production. So to celebrate the final day and say thanks to everyone, I made a big chocolate cake to share out. However, I forgot to take a picture of it before I stuck the production logo on top (which I had recreated with some white chocolate) so I've had to pixelate it 😅 I wouldn't want to get in trouble over something so small, even if I did make the darn thing! I also made a batch of vegan, gluten-free chocolate crinkle cookies on the off-chance anyone couldn't have the cake, which I forgot to get a photo of, so just pretend those are here too.

[gleafer]

I freaking love The Great British Bake Off and I adore Good Omens (plus that whole thing with Michael Sheen peeling an onion with a potato peeler.)

So this is my “Aziraphale loses his mind over The Great British Bake Off and Everything Ends Up Terrible Like His Biscuits” series.

[theravenchilde]

bless you tasha

[dogthemaverick]

"On the wonk" feels like a homophobic slur from 1850

[morganaspendragonss]

MATTY MY BOY 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[not-your-bro]

the closest paul hollywood's ever felt to god

[delilah-briarwood]

“I have one piece of advice for you guys. Use your time wisely” Cheers, Prue. I’m sure they were planning on just standing around doing fuck all the entire time.

[z-tomaz]

once again shouting into the void that if everyone's bakes are raw, then no one had enough time (paul I WILL fight you)

[escapetoluna]

Surely if every bake is under proved and needed more time. Then oh I don't know maybe give the bakers adequate time to actually complete the task?!?!?

This is my biggest issue with bake off every. single. year.

[wellensittich01]

I’m sorry but it has to be said. Paul Hollywood (derogatory) in recent years has DILUTED the significance of the hand shake. The Hollywood handshake last year was given out WAY too many times and no one is talking about it. The market is flooded with handshakes, value is at an all time low, handshakes have no meaning anymore.

The pattern better not continue this year

[whizzergoingmadd]

i’d rather be monstrous than mediocre‼️‼️

[i-like-rocks22]

If it ends up being three white men in the final we have to cancel bakeoff. For feminism. Not because I love Tasha and will be too heartbroken to go on. Feminism.

[prettybluepeople]

Good(?) GBBO vibes below:

“Good for the hips, lard” — Nicky, icon

Saku is precious and must be protected at all costs. No particular quote or reason, just vibes

“I’ve got to get my pies in the oven, Toot sweet” — Nicky, francophone icon

“I can’t wait for [Paul’s] beady eyes to look at this” — Rowan, icon; human version of my internal monologue

Yay it was so nice to see Cristy and her excitement over receiving a handshake!! I really love watching people overcome their nerves and insecurities in the moment and succeed!

Noel “want me to burn the tent down so Paul doesn’t see?” Fielding brings the chaotic vibes I need in my life

Wow yet ANOTHER technical challenge where the majority of bakers have timing issues…hmmm….

“You had me at marzipan.” “I didn’t say marzipan.” Relatable, iconic

Nooooooo not the grandma pie being made on an important anniversary 😭😭😭 and then all the pies tasted amazing 😭😭😭

“You can’t stay in after a bag of pants” is way too British for my brain to process

[beepbeepdespair]

and nicky. im done im literally done im out of here /hj

[dogthemaverick]

I've only had the bakers for an hour and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself